Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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