it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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