What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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