don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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