Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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