he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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