Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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