In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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