I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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