Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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