No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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