your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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