weddingsv make me drug and hornr
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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