It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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