You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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