So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
