We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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