2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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