i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Randomize
