what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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