According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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