There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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