We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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