I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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