You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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