that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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