I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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