He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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