im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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