How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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