There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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