I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
