They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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