Having a random hookup so left but love u
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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