I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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