i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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