Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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