i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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