weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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