Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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