She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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