i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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