I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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