Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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