For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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