i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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