My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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