Can Purell be used as lube?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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