so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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