Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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