"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Randomize
