I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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