Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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